Dear Dink,How can I make a pile of money fast?
I have a lot of debt from my college education, credit cards, car loan, etc. I would like to buy a house so bankruptcy is not an option for me. I just need some idea on what I can do to make some serious cash, anything really. I am at my wits end, please help?
Stuck in a coffee shop
Yet another sad story of how a degree is unable to provide a decent income. I know many who have advanced degrees in fields such as Art History who do nothing more than sell sandwiches. So my advice to those of you who are considering an education, pick a degree that will make you some damn money.Have you ever thought about a career in the performing arts? I saw an advertisement recently that was willing to pay hot females up to $2,500 per day just to dance. ( I wish I was a hot female.) I don’t think we’re talking the Nutcracker here, although maybe you could star in a movie called the Nutcracker. I saw another ad that guaranteed 6 figures per year for any woman willing to star in movies. I know I have suggested a career in the performing arts in the past, so I apologize for being unorgional. Just seems to me like it is a great way for the ladies to make good money.
First though you need to get some head shots, and some pictures of your face as well. Then send the pictures along to me so I can determine if you are suited for a career in the performing arts. Oh no, I just realized, you never stated whether you are a man or a woman. I don’t want pictures of any hairy asses so please don’t send any pictures of that, I don’t swing that way. I am not saying there is anything wrong with that, it’s just not for me.
I realize that the performing arts may not be for you. If that is the case then you should consider starting your own business. The government is throwing money at people who claim they are trying to change the world. So find a cause, maybe something to do with the environment or alternative energy, and establish your business.
Now you are ready to make some serious cash. There are many grants you can receive, and you don’t even need consumer demand. In other words, if you have no customers and no hope of actually making a profitable business, you can still get tons of money from the government. Why, because the government likes to waste money on meaningless causes as long as it is supposedly good for humanity. Pay yourself a nice salary and you are all set.
If you want some more information you can go to your local coffee shop and wine about how the world is unfair and you will find plenty of others to network with and help you with your business/cause.